The problem is that you don't seem to have any substantive points. You said solicitors shouldnt charge on a percentage basis, and you 've been told they don't anymore. You said you had 'issues' with the fact that apprentices need 'pull' to get an apprenticeship, and you've been told thats not true ( although like many other jobs, sometimes who you know CAN help, you don't need to know anyone to get an apprenticeship or indeed to get the better positions- thats down to academic results, practical experience and just simply being the better candidate for whatever reason). Finally you talk about the 'strange fetish bullshit' that, according to you, pervades the legal profession, but the only ones you mention are caps & gowns and devilling- which belong to the barristers side of the profession. In relation to those, devilling is just a term for an apprenticeship- what is your problem with it exactly? In relation to the cap & gown, what is your problem with that? By no means am I advocating the cap & gown, I'm simply trying to point out to you that for people to reply to you, you have to elaborate on what exactly you are complaining about.