Dyslexia Jekso

[BillK]

* A dyslexic pervert goes into an S&M shop - and bought a nice pair of socks.

* I realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.

* Did you hear about Hank Nasty, the dyslexic punk rocker? He choked to death on his own Vimto.

* I went to a dyslexic rave. There were lots of people taking F and this bloke in the corner trying to inject a heron.

 

[ajapale]

Vimto? Wha?

 

[BillK]

An anagram of Vomit?

 

[mathepac]

He had a stutter as well? BTW, how much is a gram of vomit?

 

[BillK]

I like that.

 

[ajapale]

I know what a goat is, what a heron is, and what socks are....but "Vimto"?

 

[ajapale]

Ok Google tells me its an English thing: 100 years of Vimto - Manchester Evening News

 

[mathepac]

I think it's a dyslexic typo - it should actually be "tovim", which makes for some interesting reading here - http://www.tovim.co.il/

 

[batty]

did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac angnostic who stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog? (I'm all 3!)

 

[batty]

What do you call a dyslexic who claims they have a master in English? A lair.

 

[Capt. Beaky]

Anyone heard of the dyslexic devil-worshipper?

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. He sold his soul to Santa

 

[Lex Foutish]

Capt., I'm trying to decide if that's a brilliant or an absolutely brutal joke!

 

[Thirsty]

Then there was the dyslexic who walked into a bra....

 

[callybags]

This dyslexic went on a skiing holiday.

When he got to the top of the mountain, he asked the chap beside him, "When we ski down, do we zig-zag or zag-zig? I can never remember which"

He replied- " I don't know. I'm a tobogganist"

"Well, in that case, can I have 20 Bensons and a lighter please?"

 

[DrMoriarty]

How about the dyslexic pimp who won the lottery and bought himself a warehouse?

 

[Complainer]

Anyone got any good crip or spa jokes out there?

Or is it just certain disabilities that are OK to laugh at...

 

[elefantfresh]

Did you hear about the junkie who injected curry powder by mistake? He ended up in a korma.

 

[Purple]

Anyone got any good crip or spa jokes out there?

Or is it just certain disabilities that are OK to laugh at...

It's just dyslexia (speaking as someone with mild dyslexia).

 

[BlueSpud]

dyslexia rules ko

 

[Staples]

The Dyslexia Musical Society is putting on a production of "Annie, Get your Nug".