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Dear God, so far, this year you have taken away my favourite dancer, Michael Jackson, my favourite actor, Patrick Swayze, my favourite singer, Stephen Gately and my favourite actress, Farah Fawcett. Just so you know, my favourite politician is Brian Cowen.
 
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3 men die on Christmas Eve.

"To get into heaven", St Peter says, "you must have something on you that represents Christmas."

The Englishman flicks on his lighter and says, "It's a candle."

St Peter lets him pass.

The Welshman takes out a bunch of keys, jingles them and says, " They're sleigh bells."

St Peter lets him pass.

Paddy pulls out a G-string and bra.

St Peter says, " How the XXXX do they represent Christmas?" To which Paddy replies, "They're Carol's!"
 
Dear God, so far, this year you have taken away my favourite dancer, Michael Jackson, my favourite actor, Patrick Swayze, my favourite singer, Stephen Gately and my favourite actress, Farah Fawcett. Just so you know, my favourite politician is Brian Cowen.
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What makes you think that they all are going up?
 
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