Bad taste radio joke

[Bluebells]

Since when is 'legs akimbo' pornographic? It simply means with legs wide apart, right? Not necessarily sexual.

Honestly, some people have very dirty minds!

Perhaps the OP is Síle Na Gig.

 

[Lak]

Perchance you might need a good accountant / tax advisor.

I have to concede that my employment policy is sexist, and gender orientated.
Had you been a Laydeeee..... then I could have invited you for an "interesting" interview for the position in question.