What is Politics?

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A little boy asks his dad: What is Politics?

Dad says Let me explain it this way:

I am the head of the family so I am the Taoiseach
Your motheris in charge of the administration of the money so we will call her the government.

We are both here to take care of your needs so we call you the people.

The nanny we call the working class

Your baby brother we call the future.

The boy goes to bed thinking about everything his father said.

The baby brother starts to cry so he goes and checks on him.

The baby has a soiled nappy so the boy goes to his parents room.

The mother is asleep so he goes to the nanny's room where he sees his dad in bed with the nanny.

The next morning the dad asks the boy do you now know about politics?

The boy answers as follows

The Taoiseach is screwing the working class while the government sleeps soundly. The people are being ignored and the future is in deep sh*t.
 
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