Serious Question.

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Chris

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If one breaks wind at a business meeting / lunch, should one apologise?
 
flatulence

depends on whether it was silent but violent or loud and proud
 
flatulence

One should in one's This post will be deleted if not edited to remove bad language.
 
re

If it's loud then you should try to make a joke out of it.

If it's ilent but deadly you should look at the person next to you, shake your head and tut loudly.
 
Re: re

You should get up and take a bow if nobody applauds you then proceed to applaud yourself :lol
 
Guffing at a meeting

You should take very slow, loud, deap breaths through your nose, followed by some expression of appreciation, maybe a sort aaaahhhhh noise
 
Guffing at a meeting

Moderator!!

Surely this is not a fitting subject for the Crack.

I think it more appropriate to the 'Letting off Steam' forum.
 
The Crack

"The Crack" seems apt enough to me. After all, that's where it comes from...
 
re

Surely it is non-u to break bread and wind at the same time?
 
Re: re

Ah sure you can't hold what you can't hold in your hand :lol
let it free let that dirty squirel just rip away :lol
 
Re: re

Q. Why do Farts Smell?
A. So deaf people can also appreciate them!
 
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