Re: Ryanair Palma, 2 apples confiscated (extra handluggage), McDonalds & Duty Free al
We normally have a bite to eat in the brasserie (bar) beside the main restaurant area airside in Dublin when travelling.
Recently we noticed that we were eating with what appeared to be a children-sized knife & fork. When we asked could we have grown up ones the waiter said that they weren't allowed to use them because of security concerns. I mean, really . . . imagine trying to eat a meal with a little teeny tiny knife & fork . . .
Going through security for a recent flight I saw this 'grand dame'-type passing through in some sort of shawl yoke, secured with the most massive & vicious looking pin/brooch thing. It would be enough to go in one side of you and back out the other - never mind piddly little 'box cutters'. I can only imagine that security didn't pick her up on it because -
a) she was a mature female and mature females aren't terrorists
or
b) she was a mature female and mature females don't take kindly to being spoken to by uncouth security operatives but may be inclined to stick the pin where the sun don't shine if provoked
or
c) the pin was the only thing holding the shawl together and there may have been a commotion of she wasn't wearing much beneath it.
Your guess is as good as mine.
Coming back from Barcelona South (erm, Girona I think it was) we got busted by the X-ray blokes for having a dangerous can of coke. The guy says to me with a wink and a nod - "This is for the children, yes ?" Being a bit dawny at the time I was about to say "Naaah, Coke's bad for kids" when I realised he actually was winking at me. So I said "Yes, this is for the children" . . . and he let me through with it. I have *no* idea what that was all about, but it was good to see that at least some of them don't mind breaking the stupidology rules when common sense shows that there is no actual problem. Mind you, the Ryanair dragons were at the boarding gate making sure that everyone only had one bag. Having been hauled up at check-in because our carry-on was a little heavy (with sambos and the can of coke) I was a little nervous but we all got on, the plane took off and we got home. Why do Ryanair go on with this rubbish ?
I was going to go onto an anti-FR tirade there, but I think I better hold back. The short verison is that the young city-hopper of today who doesn't mind the rules on a lads weekend to Newcastle is the parent of tomorrow who certainly does mind the stupidology and who may well choose to go with an alternative carrier in the years ahead when faced with random rules, obnoxious power-tripping staff, etc . . . As long as the young city-hoppers don't run out FR will be fine but you never know, the recession may impact all this travel so I wouldn't be banking on these weekend trips for ever.
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