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An "A" road and a "Motorway" go into a pub, the A road orders a pint of mild & the motorway orders a pint of whisky....
"A pint of whisky!" the A road exclaims.
"Well I am the biggest, fastest and hardest road around" replies the motorway. Just then, a small strip of red tarmac walks in, the Motorway looks terrified and runs out of the pub.
Next day, the A road and the Motorway are again at the bar. "I thought you where the toughest road around" smirked the A road. "I am" replied the Motorway. "So why did you leg it when that little red tarmac track walked in?" questioned the A road.
"Him, hell you gotta watch that guy, he's a cyclepath!"
"A pint of whisky!" the A road exclaims.
"Well I am the biggest, fastest and hardest road around" replies the motorway. Just then, a small strip of red tarmac walks in, the Motorway looks terrified and runs out of the pub.
Next day, the A road and the Motorway are again at the bar. "I thought you where the toughest road around" smirked the A road. "I am" replied the Motorway. "So why did you leg it when that little red tarmac track walked in?" questioned the A road.
"Him, hell you gotta watch that guy, he's a cyclepath!"