Meditation before Work on Monday

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Marie

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If you're stressed at work here's a little Meditation tol help:-

"Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change and the courage to change the things I cannot accept.

Grant me the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I'll have to verbally kill today.

Help me to be careful of the toes I step on. They may belong to the same person who owns the This post will be deleted if not edited to remove bad language I may have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me always to give 100% at work: 12% on Monday, 23$ on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday and 5% on Friday.

Help me to remember that when it seems to me people are purposely trying to irritate me, it's true, and that whilst it takes 42 muscles to frown it only takes 4 to pull the trigger of a sniper's rifle.
 
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