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FW: First Xmas joke

Paul McCartney is doing his Christmas shopping,

He decides to buy Heather a new artificial leg

- He wraps it up, takes it home and hides it in the wardrobe.

However, Heather is doing her housework a couple of days later, and she
finds it -

So she phones up Paul, and says

"That's really nice of you, but I hope it's not my MAIN Christmas present is
it?"

Paul says:-

"No, it's just a stocking filler"
 
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