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DOBBER22
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A bloke bought his wife a rocket for her birthday. She opened it and said "what do I want with a rocket?" He said "
you wanted space now f*ck off"
Woman standing nude looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband "I look horrible fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment"
Husband replies "your eyesight is spot on."
Nacker fishing on the riverbank. Yank asks "what ya fishing for?" "Whales" says the nacker. "Blue or white" asks the yank. "Bicycle whales Sir" says the nacker.
Two dyslexic robbers went into a bank shouting "air in the hands motherstickers this is a f*ckup!
Ho ho ho :lol
you wanted space now f*ck off"
Woman standing nude looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband "I look horrible fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment"
Husband replies "your eyesight is spot on."
Nacker fishing on the riverbank. Yank asks "what ya fishing for?" "Whales" says the nacker. "Blue or white" asks the yank. "Bicycle whales Sir" says the nacker.
Two dyslexic robbers went into a bank shouting "air in the hands motherstickers this is a f*ckup!
Ho ho ho :lol