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A man goes into a bar and asks for a pint.
The girl behind the bar has big breasts and as he takes a drink he says
“Ahh, that’s a nice pair, I mean pint!”
She says “That’s OK, that was a Freudian slip.”
He says, “What’s that.” And She replies “It’s when you say what you think, not what you mean to say.”
He says, “The same thing happened to me this morning! I was having breakfast with my wife and meant to ask her to pass the marmalade but instead said, you f’ing bitch, you’ve ruined my life.”
The girl behind the bar has big breasts and as he takes a drink he says
“Ahh, that’s a nice pair, I mean pint!”
She says “That’s OK, that was a Freudian slip.”
He says, “What’s that.” And She replies “It’s when you say what you think, not what you mean to say.”
He says, “The same thing happened to me this morning! I was having breakfast with my wife and meant to ask her to pass the marmalade but instead said, you f’ing bitch, you’ve ruined my life.”