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duckquack007 was wooing his sweetheart on St Stephen's Green pond when they decided to head across the the Shelbourne Hotel for some, er, quality time. They booked a room for a couple of hours and headed upstairs. Things were going smoothly when herself asked duckquack007 if he had any protection. Unfortunately he hadn't so called down to room service to send some up. A few minutes later there was a knock at the door and the waiter sashayed in with a packet of Durex on a silver platter.
"Thank you my good man", said duckquack007.
"Shall I put that on your bill sir?", inquired the waiter.
"What do you take me for - some sort of pervert!?", exclaimed duckquack007 indignantly.
Fin.
"Thank you my good man", said duckquack007.
"Shall I put that on your bill sir?", inquired the waiter.
"What do you take me for - some sort of pervert!?", exclaimed duckquack007 indignantly.
Fin.