C
crugers
Guest
Barman calls last orders!
Man at bar requests two pints and two double whiskey chasers.
Barman, concerned for his safety asks if he is sure he will be alright getting home - considering the amount of drink previously consumed on the premises.
Man gets stroppy and angry and insists he will be fine.
Sure enough man consumes the drinks and when barman insists that it is time to go, slides himself off the stool but falls flat on his face.
Barman goes to assist him but man again gets stroppy and angry and insists he will leave under his own steam.
After another 4 tries at standing up he eventually decides to drag himself across the floor to the door.
Once outside and the fresh air hits him he has another go at standing upright but fails and falls on his face again.
Since the bar is close to home he decides to drag himself home.
At the front door he has one last attempt at acting sober. He manages to stay upright while holding onto the closed door but once opened with his key he falls flat on his face again.
He gives up, drags himself up stairs, into the bedroom, undresses on the floor and climbs into bed beside his sleeping wife.
In the morning the phone rings and wakes both of them. Wife takes the call, only answers "Thank You", turns to the man and accuses him of being absolutely ossified the night before. Man protests his innocence.
Wife asks "Then why did you leave your wheelchair in the pub?"
Man at bar requests two pints and two double whiskey chasers.
Barman, concerned for his safety asks if he is sure he will be alright getting home - considering the amount of drink previously consumed on the premises.
Man gets stroppy and angry and insists he will be fine.
Sure enough man consumes the drinks and when barman insists that it is time to go, slides himself off the stool but falls flat on his face.
Barman goes to assist him but man again gets stroppy and angry and insists he will leave under his own steam.
After another 4 tries at standing up he eventually decides to drag himself across the floor to the door.
Once outside and the fresh air hits him he has another go at standing upright but fails and falls on his face again.
Since the bar is close to home he decides to drag himself home.
At the front door he has one last attempt at acting sober. He manages to stay upright while holding onto the closed door but once opened with his key he falls flat on his face again.
He gives up, drags himself up stairs, into the bedroom, undresses on the floor and climbs into bed beside his sleeping wife.
In the morning the phone rings and wakes both of them. Wife takes the call, only answers "Thank You", turns to the man and accuses him of being absolutely ossified the night before. Man protests his innocence.
Wife asks "Then why did you leave your wheelchair in the pub?"