Dog poop in my garden. Every day.

same thing they want dogs but want no responsinbility. you were right
 
That's brilliant, I love it. All you need is a river. And a small dog.
 
What about putting water bottles on the lawn. Don't know if they work or just an urban myth?

Anyways, I was out walking my own dog the other night and a smallish woman with two American Akita, was walking on the opposite side of the road. Her dogs saw my dog and they bolted for us. They literally dragged the woman out onto to the road, just as well there was no traffic. I thought I got a scare but she seemed to be shocked.