M
monk
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Micko was in court for a double murder and the judge said: "You are charged
with beating your wife to death with a hammer."
A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You swine!"
The judge continued, "You are also charged with beating your daughter to
death with a hammer."
Again, the voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You dirty swine!"
The judge stopped, looked at the man in the back of the courtroom, and said,
"Paddy, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime, but I
will not have any more of these outbursts from you or I shall charge you
with contempt! Now is there a problem?"
Paddy, at the back of the court stood up and responded, "For 15 years I
lived next door to that swine. And every time I asked to borrow a bloody
hammer, he said he didn't have one!"
with beating your wife to death with a hammer."
A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You swine!"
The judge continued, "You are also charged with beating your daughter to
death with a hammer."
Again, the voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You dirty swine!"
The judge stopped, looked at the man in the back of the courtroom, and said,
"Paddy, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime, but I
will not have any more of these outbursts from you or I shall charge you
with contempt! Now is there a problem?"
Paddy, at the back of the court stood up and responded, "For 15 years I
lived next door to that swine. And every time I asked to borrow a bloody
hammer, he said he didn't have one!"