Tut tut. Clearly you are a very bad parent indeed.
Me too. Ours have cereal once a week ( usually something like cornflakes or coco pops, the horror of it

), other days they have porridge, scrambled egg, boiled egg, toast, crepes, homemade smoothies etc. Mind you, we usually ruin the porridge by allowing them to add sugar to it or, worse still, nesquik. The shame.
Please don't turn us in to Social Services. Its to do with our upbringing, we can't help it.
We too have riding, hiking, cycling, football, dance, swimming etc every week but that does not excuse it. I am a member of the bad parent club and not proud at all.