Change positions.....

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Wife to husband :"Let's change positions tonight".
Husband: "That's an excellent idea pet".
Wife to husband : "O.K. You stand and do the ironing, and I'll
lie on the sofa watching TV. and farting". :rollin

It is probably true!!!
 
My mother once told me that when she was a child she thought that nuns never went to the toilet because they were so pure. Seriously!
 
Dowee, mine does but in a sly way, she pretends to sneeze and farts at the same time, I always tell her that she should go to the doctor with a sneeze that loud. :lol
 
women dont fart...

occasionally we may have to we pass some wind, thats all.
 
Women farting ?

Women don't fart - they just cough in their knickers !!!!
 
Re: Women farting ?

I heard from a friend of mine that if you were to go to a yoga class the theory that women don't fart would be destroyed Hence my disinterest in Yoga
 
re women only make small hissing noises

"occasionally we may have to we pass some wind, thats all. "


I went out with a girl once who insisted on sitting on my face before she farted. Apparently she found this hilarious.
 
Re: re women only make small hissing noises

Did you return the favour?
 
?

Google - Why on Earth did you stop going out with her? Surely none of her bad points could possibly have out-weighed this redeeming quality?
 
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