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Here's some fun you can have at election time:
1. Agree with your neighbour that you will each adopt directly opposite positions on some issue. Try to get the canvasers to agree with both of you. For bonus marks tape them agreeing with both of you.
2. Clamp their car while it's in your driveway. Then show them the tiny sign at the back of your house saying that any car not displaying a pay and display ticket (available from the kitchen window) will be clamped. Release fee €150.
3. Tell them you've had a bid of €5 for your vote from one of the other parties. See how high you can get them to go.
4. Ask them to say one nice thing about the other candidates. Tell them you wouldn't vote for someone who has nothing good to say.
5. Create a fake manifesto using paintshop pro and claim that their candidate dropped it in your letter box at the last election. Ask why no action has yet been taken on the ethnic cleansing of red heads as promised before the last election.
6. Tell them that you don't need to vote for them because you've found a way to hack the electronic voting system and you've already decided who's going to win.
Just because the voters always lose the Election doesn't mean it can't be fun.
-Rd