"bed" share anyone?

A photo of the co-habitor would be needed at least.


Yes, and does she snore, fart in her sleep etc.
An agreement as to what happens if one of them "gets lucky" in the pub and needs to move proceedings to a more private setting would also be good.
 

An agreement as to what happens if one of them "gets lucky" in the pub and needs to move proceedings to a more private setting would also be good.

I think the Law Society have a precedent agreement for that.

I quite like the shipping container idea though. It'd be nice to have it at the end of the garden and a 'no children' sign outside.

And a 'no husband either' sign come to think of it.
 

What's the Latin wording for it?
 
It's more like; he who owns the bed owns up to the heavens and down to the earth.