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Gordanus
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>Tom had been in business for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress he quits
>his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as
>possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month.
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>Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.
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>After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his
>door. He opens it and sees a huge, bearded man standing there.
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>"Name's Lars, your neighbour from forty miles up the road...Having a
>Christmas party Friday night... Thought you might like to come. About
>5:00..."
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>"Great," says Tom, "after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local
>folks. Thank you."
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>As Lars is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you... There's gonna be some
>drinkin'.
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>"Not a problem," says Tom. "After 25 years in business, I can drink with
>the best of em."
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>Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. More 'n' likely gonna be some
>fightin' too."
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>"Well, I get along with people, I'll be alright. I'll be there. Thanks
>again."
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>"More'n likely be some wild sex, too."
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>"Now that's really not a problem," says Tom, warming to the idea. "I've
>been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what
>should I wear?"
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>"Whatever you want. Just gonna be the two of us."
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>Tom had been in business for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress he quits
>his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as
>possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month.
>
>Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.
>
>After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his
>door. He opens it and sees a huge, bearded man standing there.
>
>"Name's Lars, your neighbour from forty miles up the road...Having a
>Christmas party Friday night... Thought you might like to come. About
>5:00..."
>
>"Great," says Tom, "after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local
>folks. Thank you."
>
>As Lars is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you... There's gonna be some
>drinkin'.
>
>"Not a problem," says Tom. "After 25 years in business, I can drink with
>the best of em."
>
>Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. More 'n' likely gonna be some
>fightin' too."
>
>"Well, I get along with people, I'll be alright. I'll be there. Thanks
>again."
>
>"More'n likely be some wild sex, too."
>
>"Now that's really not a problem," says Tom, warming to the idea. "I've
>been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what
>should I wear?"
>
>"Whatever you want. Just gonna be the two of us."
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