(excuse the bad punctuation; I copied and pasted and couldn't be bothered fixing it)
A hungry bloke
Walks into a seedy cafe in Glasgow.......
He sits at the counter and
Notices a Jock with his arms folded staring
Blankly at a bowl of
Chilli.
After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the
Hungry bloke bravely asks,
"If you aren't going to eat that, mind if I
Do?"
The old Jock slowly turns his head toward the young bloke and
Says,
"Nah, ye can gae ahead."
Eagerly, the young bloke reaches
Over and slides the bowl over to his place
And starts spooning it in with delight.
He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in
The chilli.
The sight was shocking and he immediately pukes up the chilli
Back into the bowl.
The old Jock says:-
"Aye, that's as far as I got too".
A hungry bloke
Walks into a seedy cafe in Glasgow.......
He sits at the counter and
Notices a Jock with his arms folded staring
Blankly at a bowl of
Chilli.
After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the
Hungry bloke bravely asks,
"If you aren't going to eat that, mind if I
Do?"
The old Jock slowly turns his head toward the young bloke and
Says,
"Nah, ye can gae ahead."
Eagerly, the young bloke reaches
Over and slides the bowl over to his place
And starts spooning it in with delight.
He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in
The chilli.
The sight was shocking and he immediately pukes up the chilli
Back into the bowl.
The old Jock says:-
"Aye, that's as far as I got too".