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anthonybernard
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Three men, one American, one Japanese and an Irishman were
sitting naked in
a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American
pressed his
forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him
questioningly. "That
was my pager," he said, "I have a microchip under the skin
in my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow
lifted his palm to his
ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile
phone, I have a
microchip in my hand"
The Irishman felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone
he decided he
had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of
the sauna and went
to the bathroom. When he returned he had a piece of toilet
paper hanging
from his ass. The others raised their eyebrows and stared
at him. The
Irishman glanced around behind and said..... "B-This post will be deleted if not edited immediately, will
you look at
that, I'm getting a fax!"
sitting naked in
a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American
pressed his
forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him
questioningly. "That
was my pager," he said, "I have a microchip under the skin
in my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow
lifted his palm to his
ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile
phone, I have a
microchip in my hand"
The Irishman felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone
he decided he
had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of
the sauna and went
to the bathroom. When he returned he had a piece of toilet
paper hanging
from his ass. The others raised their eyebrows and stared
at him. The
Irishman glanced around behind and said..... "B-This post will be deleted if not edited immediately, will
you look at
that, I'm getting a fax!"