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A small West Virginia Wild Animal Park had acquired a very rare species of
gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very, shall we say,
amorous, and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian
determined the problem: The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse,
there were no male gorillas of her species available.
While reflecting on their problem, the park administrators noticed Ed, a
part-time redneck intern responsible for cleaning the animals' cages.* Ed
had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY
species.* So the park administrators thought they might have a solution. Ed
was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have sex with the
gorilla for $500?
Ed showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over
carefully. The following day, Ed announced that he would accept their
offer,
but only under three conditions.* "First," he said, "I don't want to have
to
kiss the gorilla.* Second, you must never tell anyone about this."* The
park
administration quickly agreed to these conditions and asked what his third
condition was.* Ed stated, "You gotta give me another week to come up with
the $500."
gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very, shall we say,
amorous, and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian
determined the problem: The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse,
there were no male gorillas of her species available.
While reflecting on their problem, the park administrators noticed Ed, a
part-time redneck intern responsible for cleaning the animals' cages.* Ed
had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY
species.* So the park administrators thought they might have a solution. Ed
was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have sex with the
gorilla for $500?
Ed showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over
carefully. The following day, Ed announced that he would accept their
offer,
but only under three conditions.* "First," he said, "I don't want to have
to
kiss the gorilla.* Second, you must never tell anyone about this."* The
park
administration quickly agreed to these conditions and asked what his third
condition was.* Ed stated, "You gotta give me another week to come up with
the $500."