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A guy sitting at an airport bar in
Atlanta noticed a beautiful woman
sitting next to him. He thought to
himself, "Wow, she's so gorgeous she
must be a flight attendant. But which airline
does she work for?"
Hoping to pick her up, he leaned
towards her and uttered the Delta
slogan:
"Love to fly and it shows?"
She gave him a blank, confused stare
and he immediately thought to
himself," ooh This post will be deleted if not edited to remove bad language, she doesn't work
for Delta".
A moment later, another slogan popped
into his head.
He leaned towards her again,
"Something special in the air?"
She gave him the same confused look.
He mentally kicked himself, and
scratched American Airlines off the list.
Next he tried the United slogan:
"I would really love to fly
yourfriendly skies?"
This time the woman turned on him
"What the **** do you want?"
The man smiled, then slumped back in
his chair, and said...
"ahhh, RyanAir"
Atlanta noticed a beautiful woman
sitting next to him. He thought to
himself, "Wow, she's so gorgeous she
must be a flight attendant. But which airline
does she work for?"
Hoping to pick her up, he leaned
towards her and uttered the Delta
slogan:
"Love to fly and it shows?"
She gave him a blank, confused stare
and he immediately thought to
himself," ooh This post will be deleted if not edited to remove bad language, she doesn't work
for Delta".
A moment later, another slogan popped
into his head.
He leaned towards her again,
"Something special in the air?"
She gave him the same confused look.
He mentally kicked himself, and
scratched American Airlines off the list.
Next he tried the United slogan:
"I would really love to fly
yourfriendly skies?"
This time the woman turned on him
"What the **** do you want?"
The man smiled, then slumped back in
his chair, and said...
"ahhh, RyanAir"