One sentence

car · #1 27-09-2006, 04:28 PM

In one sentence..

http://www.onesentence.org/stories/month/2006-09/

"If I had known how to say "I am socially comfortable" in Korean, that sultry night in May would have been less awkward, though generally I would like to limit the number of languages in which I've lied."

DrMoriarty · #2 27-09-2006, 04:31 PM

Jesus wept...

Marie M · #3 27-09-2006, 05:59 PM

Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo

Purple · #4 28-09-2006, 07:02 AM

"I have begun walking down the street along side good looking strangers in the hope that other strangers will think I have good looking friends."
I thought that one was good...

Bamhan · #5 28-09-2006, 09:36 AM

Pseudo snobs should never be seen on a golf course in summer, it's a tacit admission they don't own a yacht!

fobs · #6 28-09-2006, 10:34 AM

My date was eager to know why I had specifically written to her out of all the other girls online - I cast my mind back to a few nights before, loaded on red wine and Xanax, and lied.

- good one !

liteweight · #7 28-09-2006, 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bamhan

Pseudo snobs should never be seen on a golf course in summer, it's a tacit admission they don't own a yacht!

fobs · #8 28-09-2006, 02:23 PM

Quote:

It was one of those exams that you absolutely must pass if you want to continue in the program, and I failed the set-your-alarm-clock-properly portion.

another classic.

Ron Burgundy · #9 28-09-2006, 03:21 PM

son of a man nipple.

casiopea · #10 28-09-2006, 03:53 PM

After several minutes of poking and prodding, the dentist put down his tools, looked me straight in the eyes and said, "You're going to be putting my daughter through college."

daithi · #11 29-09-2006, 05:31 PM

"..as dawn crept slowly across the golf course, she grimly resolved to never drink gin in a sand bunker ever again..."

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car · #12 20-10-2006, 01:20 PM

ah yes, more of the same

" When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns."

Deirdra · #13 20-10-2006, 02:50 PM

If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe by shoving them down his throat).

Pegasus · #14 20-10-2006, 04:57 PM

I had a dream that I was wide awake but when I woke up I knew I was fast asleep.