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Old 27-09-2006, 05:28 PM
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In one sentence..

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"If I had known how to say "I am socially comfortable" in Korean, that sultry night in May would have been less awkward, though generally I would like to limit the number of languages in which I've lied."
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Old 27-09-2006, 05:31 PM
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Jesus wept...
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Old 27-09-2006, 06:59 PM
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Old 28-09-2006, 08:02 AM
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"I have begun walking down the street along side good looking strangers in the hope that other strangers will think I have good looking friends."
I thought that one was good...
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Old 28-09-2006, 10:36 AM
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Pseudo snobs should never be seen on a golf course in summer, it's a tacit admission they don't own a yacht!
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Old 28-09-2006, 11:34 AM
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My date was eager to know why I had specifically written to her out of all the other girls online - I cast my mind back to a few nights before, loaded on red wine and Xanax, and lied.

- good one !
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Old 28-09-2006, 01:15 PM
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Pseudo snobs should never be seen on a golf course in summer, it's a tacit admission they don't own a yacht!
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Old 28-09-2006, 03:23 PM
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It was one of those exams that you absolutely must pass if you want to continue in the program, and I failed the set-your-alarm-clock-properly portion.
another classic.
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Old 28-09-2006, 04:21 PM
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son of a man nipple.
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Old 28-09-2006, 04:53 PM
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After several minutes of poking and prodding, the dentist put down his tools, looked me straight in the eyes and said, "You're going to be putting my daughter through college."
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Old 29-09-2006, 06:31 PM
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"..as dawn crept slowly across the golf course, she grimly resolved to never drink gin in a sand bunker ever again..."

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Old 20-10-2006, 02:20 PM
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ah yes, more of the same

" When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns."
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Old 20-10-2006, 03:50 PM
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If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe by shoving them down his throat).
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Old 20-10-2006, 05:57 PM
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I had a dream that I was wide awake but when I woke up I knew I was fast asleep.
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