Why are all the best candidates in Ireland South?

Brendan Burgess

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http://www.thejournal.ie/theresa-heaney-ireland-south-1464900-May2014/


"There’s a report going to be released in Europe that actually confirms that all of our waterways are highly polluted with petrochemicals and oestrogen, directly from, guess what? The contraceptive pill… If you go off God’s plan, you end up with problems."

Or if you don't want to vote for her, what about voting for a "computer repair man"?

http://www.thejournal.ie/donal-oriordain-fis-nua-ireland-south-1467101-May2014/

"We are literally floating in a sea of radiation nowadays. It’s completely reckless. Imagine 50 people on a bus and ten of them using phones – the radiation level on the bus is actually cooking you."

and

"There should be an outright ban on cigarettes, not tobacco – that’s a natural substance."

Though I suppose we do have Tom D'Arcy in Dublin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXqIbWacFRQ

Brendan
 
Well now we know why there’s so many out there! It's dem XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX so it is.
 
Ah now, best candidate in Ireland South by a twinkle and a smile is [broken link removed], Order of Merlin, Third Class, Honorary Member of the Dark Force Defence League and five-time winner of Witch Weekly's Most-Charming-Smile Award (aka Brian Crowley)
 
Sure Co Louth (and Meath, Kildare, etc) are all part of Midlands/North-West now
 
Ah now, best candidate in Ireland South by a twinkle and a smile is [broken link removed], Order of Merlin, Third Class, Honorary Member of the Dark Force Defence League and five-time winner of Witch Weekly's Most-Charming-Smile Award (aka Brian Crowley)

Gilderoy just flew in :) exceeding the quota by over 50,000 votes - Not too shabby.
 
Gilderoy just flew in :) exceeding the quota by over 50,000 votes - Not too shabby.
:) no surprise really - though I think he has claimed to be very adept at the Obliviate spell, he probably didn't need it in this case.
 
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